#nobody even knows what a food handlers license is excluding umetaro

[citrus-sours]

the kitsune mcdonalds must be such a humbling experience for entitled customers really. unless its umetaro youre yelling at youre getting met with the blankest stare imaginable if not worse. you ask for the manager and some 14 year old in business shorts as part of his uniform and sock garters rolls up. you ask for HIS manager and he leaves and a freakishly similar but very leggy man comes out. you ask for HIS supervisor and you have to wait 35 minutes for the hot pink bitch named breakfast to roll up not in uniform with nails long enough to break pocket knife regulations for airplanes and shes just like "ohhh okayyyy thats too bad :3" and during this time the guy working the grill has started enough almost fires they have the 30 yr old going on 50 standing there with a fire extinguisher but he looks just suicidal enough to not pull the trigger next time. magical.

YOU UNDERSTAND MY IMAGE SO MUCH.